You Are Short Shorts |
 You are a very independent person. Even if you're not breaking the rules, you're at least trying to bend them. You dare to be different, and you tend to be on the leading edge of trends. You make bold choices. You are super sexy, even when you're not trying to be. Something about you is naturally seductive. You can't help but be a little vain. You love what you've got. |
To the lovely mother nature...
Dear Mother Nature,
You are a horrible person. Why must you make it rain so much!?!?! Do you really hate the north east that much in the summer!?!?!? What did we ever do to you?
We finally go green and this is how you repay us!? WTF!?!? You are a crabby old woman who needs a new hobby, NOW!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop it with this rain! You killing the crops, your drowning the plants, and for the love of god you just made it the highest in tick and fleas for the summer this year!
You really have a way of getting under all our skins and making us cringe over this need to feel like a water world 24/7. At the rate your going, we will be living under water.
So when you can, take a vacation day, you probably have hundreds that you never used because you were working over time since the beginning of freakin' time.
Oh and F.Y.I., no more thunderstorms, please?
Sincerely,
- A Pissed Off New York
PS - I look like a ghost, thanks to no tan this summer *meh*
You are a horrible person. Why must you make it rain so much!?!?! Do you really hate the north east that much in the summer!?!?!? What did we ever do to you?
We finally go green and this is how you repay us!? WTF!?!? You are a crabby old woman who needs a new hobby, NOW!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop it with this rain! You killing the crops, your drowning the plants, and for the love of god you just made it the highest in tick and fleas for the summer this year!
You really have a way of getting under all our skins and making us cringe over this need to feel like a water world 24/7. At the rate your going, we will be living under water.
So when you can, take a vacation day, you probably have hundreds that you never used because you were working over time since the beginning of freakin' time.
Oh and F.Y.I., no more thunderstorms, please?
Sincerely,
- A Pissed Off New York
PS - I look like a ghost, thanks to no tan this summer *meh*
And they just keep on coming out of the woodwork...
Today I got one of those creepy emails on myspace and its from some guy named "Ethan". I googled his SN, which he stupidly gave out at the end of his original message and I saw other girls had gotten a very similar message on myspace from the same guy named "Ethan". This is what he sent me:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ethan
To: ♥ Simple Poetic Twist ♥
Date: Jul 18, 2009 1:57 PM
Subject: nby
Hi there. I'm sorry if this is a bit strange, but I had to give it a try. I'm a young writer, and I'm in a band. We're new, but there's a decent chance we'll be famous within a year or so. And yeah, I know how that sounds. We were based in Colorado, but I'm in New York a lotfor work and to write. I'm 5'9, dark blond hair, blue eyes, 165 lb, cute baby face.
The reason I wrote you is this-- and feel free to tell me to piss off... but I just went through something of a... messy... breakup, and honestly I find you attractive and am looking for something um... more when I'm in NY.
I do have pictures, and I will send after we talk for a few minutes. I need to be careful, discreet at first. Partially because I really don't want to hurt my ex's feelings letting her know I'm out looking like this. And also because I need to be careful bandwise. If we talk for a few minutes and I feel like we're on the same wavelength, and I can trust you, I'll send pictures, no problem.
Like I said, feel free to fell me to fck off. If you may be interested, IM me on yahoo at ethan812003 or AIM at ethanamb2005. Or tell me your screenname.
You're ridiculously hot in your picture, by the way.
Creepy as hell! If I responded I'm just giving him what he wants: attention. So I ignore, block, and hope he doesn't try to find some loop hole to contact me in the near future...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ethan
To: ♥ Simple Poetic Twist ♥
Date: Jul 18, 2009 1:57 PM
Subject: nby
Hi there. I'm sorry if this is a bit strange, but I had to give it a try. I'm a young writer, and I'm in a band. We're new, but there's a decent chance we'll be famous within a year or so. And yeah, I know how that sounds. We were based in Colorado, but I'm in New York a lotfor work and to write. I'm 5'9, dark blond hair, blue eyes, 165 lb, cute baby face.
The reason I wrote you is this-- and feel free to tell me to piss off... but I just went through something of a... messy... breakup, and honestly I find you attractive and am looking for something um... more when I'm in NY.
I do have pictures, and I will send after we talk for a few minutes. I need to be careful, discreet at first. Partially because I really don't want to hurt my ex's feelings letting her know I'm out looking like this. And also because I need to be careful bandwise. If we talk for a few minutes and I feel like we're on the same wavelength, and I can trust you, I'll send pictures, no problem.
Like I said, feel free to fell me to fck off. If you may be interested, IM me on yahoo at ethan812003 or AIM at ethanamb2005. Or tell me your screenname.
You're ridiculously hot in your picture, by the way.
Creepy as hell! If I responded I'm just giving him what he wants: attention. So I ignore, block, and hope he doesn't try to find some loop hole to contact me in the near future...
You Are a Snow Cone |
 You are lighthearted, playful, and optimistic about the world. You're always having fun, and you're not the type to turn down anything sweet. People might be surprised to know that you're very sensitive. Even though you put on a brave face, your feelings are easily wounded. |
Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun...
I'm happy to say that there has actually been a 48 hr period of no rain in the northeast! I'm uber excited to see how tomorrow will be... Hopefully no rain, then again, I could be jinxing myself for that, ahhh damn it! haha... I'm mentioning this because for the last 6-8 weeks it has been raining non-stop! We probably had half days of sunshine or maybe a total of 5-6 days of full sun. So its been kind of sh***y lately here in OCNY. I'm excited that I may actually get to have a tan now! woo hoo! ahahaha, yeahhh then again I'm very Irish so its not that easy anymore for me to gain such a fashion statement like a tan during summer. Oh and I NEVER use tanning beds, because I have a 50/50 chance of actually getting cancer. Its in my DNA, so I have to be VERY carefully all summer long and wear good sunscreen when I can...
