Dear Mother Nature,
You are a horrible person. Why must you make it rain so much!?!?! Do you really hate the north east that much in the summer!?!?!? What did we ever do to you?
We finally go green and this is how you repay us!? WTF!?!? You are a crabby old woman who needs a new hobby, NOW!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop it with this rain! You killing the crops, your drowning the plants, and for the love of god you just made it the highest in tick and fleas for the summer this year!
You really have a way of getting under all our skins and making us cringe over this need to feel like a water world 24/7. At the rate your going, we will be living under water.
So when you can, take a vacation day, you probably have hundreds that you never used because you were working over time since the beginning of freakin' time.
Oh and F.Y.I., no more thunderstorms, please?
Sincerely,
- A Pissed Off New York
PS - I look like a ghost, thanks to no tan this summer *meh*
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