So where do I begin. My life has been kind of interesting these last four years. I've learned that you do not make 90 degree angle turns when driving. Remember to always have a snappy comeback on hand. And most importantly: do not fear the condoms, fear the one that you have to bone with that condom.
I can say I'm wiser now and have gain the experience most people wish they had at my age. Which by the way f.y.i. I'm 22, yup nothing special, not like 21, which by the way I was such a tool for that birthday. I only had a drink, let alone AFTER the birthday celebration was over. Yes if there is a tool club, let me in, cause I'm a huge tool sometimes these days.
Anyway... spring is here (music chimes in!), which means I can finally walk outside and drive with no fear. Yeah I had no snow tires all winter long, let me tell you, I've experience the driving off the road into snow banks, so kiddies don't try this at home next winter, you've been warned.
And speaking of driving... okay so you know what pisses me off about people and driving? Those idiots that slow down to a complete stop just to make a turn and I'm not talking on main highways and what not. I'm talking freakin' back roads! *Grrrr* I'd like to kick some ass for that! Oh and I HATE when people don't use their turn signals! WTF!? Do you non-signal users like car crashes or something!? do you have some sick twisted thought in your head that day and go *you know what today I'm going to be a bastard and screw with the minds of smart drivers, woo hoo! Lets go out and drive!!!*
So, yeah drivers that suck can kiss my white Irish ass!
Anyway... I can say for once in my life, I'm happy to be single. I actually realize I don't need someone to validate my happiness anymore. I mean its nice having someone to kiss, hug, or even have sex with on those lonely nights, but other then that, I really don't enjoy drama of any kind and from my last few relationships, I kind of like thinking and having a normal time with out my head actually getting frustrated form the pain of stupidity that guys give me sometimes. I swear can someone talk to Obama and come up with a plan to ship all the idiots to Greenland so all the smart people can repopulate the earth with intelligence? Just think, the war might stop, no swine flu, and yes sex will be promoted for the right reasons.
Ah, yes sex. I can say that I enjoy sex. I love it actually. I'm a woman and screw you if you think I shouldn't, go fuck yourself! haha, anyway... I think anyone that doesn't get in touch with their sexuality is really missing out on a lot of good that sex has. I've learned what really turns me on and what never gets the motors running. I've had some incredible sex in the span of these last two years and the years before were kind of like lessons and/or warm ups to the big leagues of for enjoying sex. I'll say this, I do have a kinky side, but I will not wear leather, side note i feel like i should have a long island accent when I say "leather". Anyway... I mean a little biting, scratching, pulling of the hair, some roughness is pretty much a preview of my kink factor that as expanded these last two years.
I'm not a "wham bam thank you ma'am" kind of girl, but I can do no strings attached. Actually I've actually felt like the guy in two situations and the guys were all girl like on me. One didn't get it when it was just sex and nothing more, seriously, if I wanted something more, I wouldn't be sleeping with ya that quickly, lmao I sound like such a guy. The other is a different story that I'm not getting into.
Anyway... I think this is a pretty good amount of info for a first blog posting. I'll come back, but it maybe darker the next posting, mostly stating why I'm the way I am now and its not pretty...
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